what a beautiful crown you have....

So we go into spencer's yesterday (for those of you who don't know what spencers is....it's a store in the mall that sells all kinds of random stuff...funny tshirts...posters...halloween junk...gag gifts...etc)...anyway...we walk in and we're checking out the lava lamps in the back...(ashlyn wants a lava lamp of her very own)...as we're walking around i hear ashlyn say "mom...look"....so i turn around...i see her holding a box in her hands above her head saying "isn't it beautiful???"...when i look at what's in the box...i notice that it's a crown with little purple penises (penii) all around the top...i look at her trying to keep a straight face and say "why yes sweetheart it is"...she proceeds to tell me that she "wants one for christmas" lol...i turn to ryan and tell him "look what your daughter wants to add to her christmas list"...he turned to look and just shook his head...lol...i guess you can add that to my list of wonderful parent awards (taking kid into gag shop that has penis products)