car convo

taking A to camp this morning sounded a little like this....

"A: mom, i think we need to go on a cruise...just imagine all of the fun we could have (waves the disney cruise pamplet up over her head)

Me: maybe one day sweetpea

A: i really think we should go on the cruise...they have lots of fun activities for the whole family...here let me give you some examples of how much fun we'll have....

first...you can like play games...and you get to stay on a big ship...and well, they have arts and crafts and you can go to the pool and they even have slides for dad. THEN when you are done with all of that you can go to the beach and build sandcastles...and have picnics...Sounds fun mom, doesn't it?!

Me: uh huh

A: Oh and mom, this is so cool....you can meet ALL of the characters and even have dinner with them...isn't that cool? and mooooooommm, did you know they even have Pixie Hollow...see right here...you can meet TIIINKERBELLLLLL!! (she's saying it as though it were my life long dream to meet Tinkerbell) Wow, mom that's pretty exciting isn't it. And if that weren't all mom, dad can go and get a massage. I think dad would like that. And then for you mom, well you can take a bubble bath with lots of flowers in it.
Doesn't that sound good mom?
I think you want to go now don't you?"

Such the salesman that one is....